How Abe Lincoln Really Died.

I'm in history class on friday. My history teacher told me that Abe Lincoln died in the theatre after being shot by that guy.(you know what i'm talking about).But the whitest kids u know know more.





The CIA and and extreme protection of the president was formed after the assasination af "honest" Abe. Only because the USA could'nt afford to have another president hammered in the ass to death.

Come on, its not like we're the french!